Misfire

The failure to shoot your load as you reach orgasm. The misfire may be due to a recent ejaculation, or chasing an orgasm way to soon.

Bill: I jerked it for the 4th time today and tried too hard to reach orgasm and I misfired.

Bob: Dafuq is your problem man?! You don't tell me shit like that. Later dude, enjoy your blue balls.

by rogerthewhale January 15, 2013

misfriend

To accidentally make a friend request on a social networking site. Usually it is for someone you don't actually want to be a friend with.

I misfriended someone I didn't know on Facebook.

by JwanCarlos January 14, 2009

shit misfire

When you have to take a shit really badly so you run to the toilet and pull down your pants but before you can sit down you unload massive amounts of slippery, steaming shit all over the bathroom.

Dude, I just had a shit misfire - there's fuckin shit everywhere man.

by minguab February 3, 2007

Misfits

1. A person that is shunned out of the "cool" crowd.

2. A punk rock band from the 80's-now. Started out with Glenn Danzig on vocals. Then along came Michael Graves. Jerry Only has always been the bass player and still is. Some songs by the Misfits include: Bullet, We are 138, Where Eagles Dare, and TV Casualties.

That girl in the corner is a misfit.

The Misfits are one of the best bands ever!

by Brett Snyder July 18, 2008

MLIAF

Acronym for "my life is a fail". used at the end of a sentence to explain that you fail at life

"i tripped up the stairs. Mliaf"

by Josh Phrite September 19, 2009

Misfart

Occurs when movement of yourself or a certain objects causes a sound that mimics a fart. This usually involves chairs (or bar stools) or Velcro. The corresponding noise is then misinterpreted as a fart, and results in a awkward moment of either silence or unnecessary explanation.

Sometime only the maker of the noise realizes that they have caused a misfart and proceeds to explain themselves, thereby causing even more awkwardness.

Occasionally, especially when alcohol is involved, the misfart is actually a real fart, but the suspect believes they can mask it as a misfart.

May or may not be closely followed by a courtesy fart.

Person A: Dude i heard that

Person B: No i slipped and scrapped the chair over the marble floor, totally a misfart...

Person A: Dude, now i can smell it

Person B: Okay so i farted after, but the sound came from the chair

by nash667 February 23, 2010

Misfire

Deaky wrote a c u m s o n g

Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Don't you know honey that love's a game
It's always hit or miss, so take your aim
Gotta hold on tight,
Shoot me out of sight
Don't you misfire to fill me up
With the desire to carry on
Your gun is loaded and pointed my way
There's only one bullet so don't delay
Gotta time it right
Fire me through the night
Come on, take your shot
Fire me higher
Don't you miss this time
Please don't misfire

by TripleR_FEAD September 29, 2020