Misfile

Misfile - An online comic by Chris Hazelton. It is updated every weekday.

The plot is about a pot head angel (Rumisiel) who accidently changes a boy into a girl (Ash), and another girl gets 2 years erased from her life (Emily). Ash and Em become friends and help each other out. Ash drives a XR4TI which he/she uses to street race. Emily is a girl whos mother always made her study. She got accepted into Harvard, until Rumisiel erased 2 years of her life!

Main Characters:
Ash Upton - 17 year old boy who gets turned into a girl.
Emily McArthur - 18 year old girl who gets 2 years erased from her life, now making her 16.

Other Characters:
Edward Upton - Ash's father and Emily's gynecologist.
Rumisiel - Angel who screwed Ash and Emily's lives up by misfiling their files, which are used to store data in Heaven.
Vashiel - Rumisiel's brother who can't lie, has a crush on Ash, and is always trying to be above and beyond.
Harry - Ash's friend from the local car shop. He hooks Ash up with good deals and help with his/her ride.

"The problem?! The problem is these tits weren't here yesterday!" - Ash

"Aw shit! I went and aged a little girl into dead center puberty overnight? No wonder you're pissed off." - Rumisiel

"Age is not the problem! I wasn't supposed to have these things ten or twenty YEARS from now. You turned me into a GIRL you feathered FREAK"

Wow, what a misfile.

Misfile by Jess_L January 2, 2009

misfile

sexy beast

mia is a sexy beast who I wanna have in my bed
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misfile by miafile February 5, 2022

The missile

The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't. If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows. Because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was. It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.

In any given moment of time, the missile most likely knows which of the following?

A) Where it is
B) Where it isn't
C) Where it was
D) Where it wasn't

The missile by QWERTY mnbvcxz September 19, 2019

drift missile

A car used for drifting that is nonetheless a piece of scrap metal. It provides a foundation for learning/practicing the art of drifting. More or less, a car to fuck shit up without having to worry about it breaking.

Dude are you taking the 2j to track today?
No man I'm bringing the drift missile to work on my angle.

drift missile by 2j2j2j February 7, 2014

milk missiles 

Slang for a woman's breasts.

Her huge milk missiles were pointed at me and I just had to stare.

milk missiles by JohnstonGuy July 3, 2005

Missile car 

Ratty, cheap cars (usually of Japanese origin) built primarily for drifting. They are often made using spare parts or whatever is lying about on the workshop floor at the time.

Cars are built to be thrashed and beaten about, hence the cheapness of parts and production.

Formula Drift driver Ryan Tuerck owns a Nissan 240SX missile car.

Missile car by my pseudonym goes here? July 13, 2012

Fur Missile 

A police K9 teaching idiots not to run, one bite at a time.

The fur missile was launched when the suspect ran.

Fur Missile by Tyre Fyre August 10, 2018