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masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.
Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?
by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011
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misterpam

A whinging scouser who is constantly depressed and moans non-stop throughout the day about things that have absolutely no importance whatsoever
My husband's left me, I'm on the rag and the cat's been run over, so I'm allowed the misterpam's sometimes.
by mark September 12, 2003
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mistreanu

A total dickwad and a dumbass that doesnt know what he is doing.
Look mistreanu is under that guys bed!!

What a fukin gay boy
by Fittyman42069 March 5, 2020
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MasterDate

to date another masterbater, wanker, solo player, jack off. To find that other one who likes to grab their own balls/fanny and give a good toss.
Do you ever get that wanting feeling to date another masterbater. Defined as MasterDate...it may be solo but you are not alone.
by Long Johns July 7, 2011
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Masterman

The master of all that is strait and cool. One who can overcome any obsticle, has to fight off the chicks, and knows how to style.

Sidekick: Baby J
Baby J: I would be nothing without the Masterman.

Masterman: The world would be nothing without me, the Masterman!
by Andrew May 1, 2004
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masterdating

When someone goes out with a group of friends and puts up his pictures on his facebook page - then stares at them all week long
Hey did you hear John is dating?
No
He's been masterdating his facebook page for six months now
by boots'n'puss share this February 27, 2011
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