Christian Louboutin

One of the most popular shoe designers in the world right now. Instantly recognizable by the signature red sole. Average cost is $500-$900. Loved by celebrities and wealthy fashionistas everywhere. There are currently 3 boutiques in the USA, 2 in NYC and one in Beverly Hills.

Famous clientèles include:
Beyonce, Christina Aguilera, Mariah Carey, Sarah Michelle Gellar, etc.

Oh and by the way, girls, your Oh Deer! Christian Louboutin knock-offs aren't fooling anyone =)

by Maybelline October 23, 2007

Anal Lobotomy

When you shove your dick so far up your partners anus you penetrate their cerebral cortex, leaving them in a drooling and incoherent state of mind (Much resembling a lobotomy)

1. I had a crazy time with Tommy last night. I swear that boy gave me an Anal Lobotomy.

2. Oh shit bro! I need to find a good place to dump a body. I think I just gave my girl friend an Anal Lobotomy

by PoppaGnatSperm August 14, 2010

lobotomite

someone who suffers from extreme lack of critical thought, either through organic causes, brain damage, or lack of neural exercise.

Fox News has cornered the market in the 31-46 lobotomite demographic.

by ALargerView January 23, 2011

lowdown dirty

Beneath repute; skeevy; skanky; shady; sordid; nasty; dirty; contemptuous; deceitful

The buyer's realtor tried to make a lowdown dirty offer.

by E December 14, 2017

Lowball Lonnie

A guy that comes to your yard sale real early, sees your 1989 Nintendo plus 50 games and offers you $5 for the box. Walks around the sale picking up everything expensive asking "Would you take $1 for this? How about $.50???". Then when they go to pay they hand you a $20 dollar bill for $3 of stuff!!!
The guy probably stores it all in a shed and sells it all on Ebay.

That Fuckin Lowball Lonnie offered me $1 for my $90 TI Calculator!!!!

Every time I have a yard sale a Lowball Lonnie shows up at 5am with $3 to spend.

by Sharing My Knowledge July 17, 2019

lowbrid

The result of taking the worst part of two things and combining them into one even more horrible thing, the opposite of hybrid.

Of the siblings, John was the lowbrid... he was an idiot like his father and ugly like his mom.

by Jeffrey Bryan July 28, 2008

lowbar

Verbification of the expression "set the bar low." To be a remarkably low standard.

antonym: highbar

Taylor was ever so grateful for Seth's drunken karaoke performance, as it lowbarred her rendition of Mulan's "Be a Man."

by meltinggrape January 21, 2016