lobster harmonica

A harmonica in the shape of a lobster, NOT a harmonica played by lobsters.

"I'm not leavin till I get that lobster harmonica! C'mere, lobsty." - Otto, on the Simpsons episode Pin Pals

by Astroturd July 31, 2010

Lobstering

When you jerk someone off with and oven mitt.

Susan likes lobstering Seth in between taking muffins out of the oven.

by Jamsiey December 31, 2019

looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

code for "check out the slut"

as stated by Angela from The Office

Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly

Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?

by yeeeeebaby December 1, 2009

Lobsang

A very nice person but is very hard to understand sometimes.

I love you Lobsang

by Zezebe May 16, 2020

she looks 2

A phrase used when referring to a look served by the queen Biblegirl666

"Did you see Biblegirl's look from last night? She looks 2!"

by Chyorilee July 3, 2017

lobster mornay

Is when your girlfriend is extremely sunburnt and you have no choice but to put out the fire with some mornay sauce. mornay sauce being chicken juice, aka sperm.

aloe vera was not present. so i had to use MY LOBSTER MORNAY SAUCE.

by dj_amez January 17, 2010

Lobsterish

A mofo who is grabby

That mofo be lobsterish!

grabby
touchy

by Tia Kell May 10, 2014