Lolberal

A liberal in the comment section who types more laughing emojis than words and tells jokes from 2016 but can’t make a valid point or structure a sentence properly.

I was explaining the differences between capitalism and corporatism and one troll kept spamming the words “Drumpf the Rumpf” followed by like 30 laughing emojis over and over. Total Lolberal.

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

Lolber

Short for “Lolberal” or referring to an individual “Lolberal”/a liberal who never has a point so all they can do is laugh at their own regurgitated jokes from 2016 group chats and spam 30 laughing emojis in a comment with only 2-3 words.

Me: “Capitalism isn’t the problem, it’s Corporatism.”
Liberal troll: “🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣drumpf the rumpf🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣”
Me: “are you having a stroke? did you need me to call someone, Lolber?

by ToadSlanger December 3, 2021

boob looker

someone who stares at your boobs instead of looking you in the eye. usually a leery, nasty man.

as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.

by deliciousgrecque December 18, 2010

Non-Looker

The type of person who wipes their ass and does not look at the toilet paper afterward.

There's only two kinds of people in this world. Lookers and Non-Lookers. Which one are you?

by Iscariom March 1, 2011

half lobbed

being half lobbed is a term used for having a semi hard penis or semi stiffy,this i an old english term used by sea faring men who's consumption of shellfish i.e crabs and prawns which are high in zinc can cause a state of sexual arousal leading to a half lobbed weapon of ass destruction.

i have been eating so many oysters that im walking about half lobbed,ill have to either beat it out of it or wait for it to go down.
well your not sticking it in me !

by Adam the definer ! June 18, 2015

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes)

gives stupid ass tests and is one Chinese dude. Loves Britney Spears, and going to tuba Christmas. Probably listens to the bach music collection every day.

David Kobayashi (aka Kobes lobes) -" oops I did it again...."
whole class-"oh no"
david Kobayashi-* recites whole Britney Spears song in different tempos*

by C44444 January 2, 2019

Paki loomer

A middle eastern rug merchant (derogatory).

He says he's in the import/export business, but I think he's just a Paki loomer.

by Big Hugh Jardon May 25, 2009