Litchfield chocolate blind fold

When ur friend passes out early ... u get naked then u creep up on him like bill Cosby at a bar u squat over his eyes and line ur asshole with his eyeball ... from there proceed to take a shit but go left to right or right to left with the eye balls whatever u prefer for the night finally pack the shit down with ur cock to make sure it's firm on the eyes" with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn" ... no homo

i was hanging out with troy and he fell asleep so I crept up on him and gave him a consensual litchfield chocolate blind fold .

2. There was a new fagget to litchfield so we gave him a initiation to the litchfield chocolate blind fold socIety.
Then we tied him down in a abandon shack put up candles and raped his ass..... then finished it off with a litchfield chocolate blind fold but the intiation could not be complete with a good ol fashion cock slappinnn to mold the blind fold around his eyeballs.

Remember !!!! To always cover the shit from the eyebrow to the cheek

by Djdnakaouabxbx December 6, 2016

Litcher

"Liquor Pitcher" most popularly sold at Itsurweiner aka "Wein" in Clemson, South Carolina.

"Im going to get a litcher at Wein tonight"

by weinerprincess February 18, 2021

litchfield

the act of having sex with someone really quickly and awfully, aka rabbit sex

Did you and Ian have sex?
Yeah.. but he totally litchfielded me

by erica james March 17, 2008

Litcher

Someone who makes fun of Gay People but is actually gay.

Oh my God did you see last nights Glee episode? Karofsky is SUCH a litcher!!

by Rachel B. Berry December 22, 2010

litch

slang term for literally started in sydney, australia. often used sarcastically.

"how hot is that guy?"
"LITCH"

by C R April 22, 2008

Litchfield

The most fucking boreing place on earth! Small town in the middle of Connecticut. the worst place to raise a family! there is zero diversity! Crime rate of, like, negative three.

I wish I lived anywhere but Litchfield.

by Sylk Cream October 5, 2005

litchen

A combination of a living room and a kitchen.
Found primarily in college dorms because the TV and couch in the living room is too far of a trip with a bowl of ramen noodles.

Matt, clean the litchen before I kick your ass.

by Gregorov the Cheesinator November 10, 2005