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cookie licking

The act of calling "dibs" on something long before you actually intend to do it. For example, announcing that your team will handle project X when in fact you won't even start until sometime next year.
"I just got that email saying you were going to write the backend for the TacoTruck web app? Is that true?"
"Naw, I was just cookie licking, man."
by Fake Steve Yegge August 30, 2013
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Internal licking

When you stuck your head inside yourself and lick you know what
Hey Dude, last night i did some internal licking
Bro, that’s sick my parents won’t let me
by B-Monkey Obama May 7, 2020
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Bag licking hot

Right hot! Possibly so hot your bag needs to be licked to alleviate the eternal inferno in your pants. Although not specifically linked to a defined temperature, bag licking hot is considered to be that level of hotness which can only be cooled with bag licking.
yeah, today is bag licking hot!
that broad is bag licking hot!
by EastCoastBS July 5, 2009
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Licking Corn

Instead of giving a normal blow job, the girl licks/sucks the side of your cock like its a piece of corn on the cob. This is best when done by two women at the same time.
"Ginger and Allysin were both licking my corn. 2 girls licking my cock at once = Best Day of My Life!"

"Licking corn is what my girl does best."
by 'Noke Man August 14, 2008
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lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.
Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
by @Bugyack September 17, 2013
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Louisiana Lickin'

The art of getting your dick sucked while eating chicken from Popeyes.
Kathy and I were Louisiana Lickin' last night. I sucked on a chicken bone while she sucked on mine.
by Michael Hunt (P.Eng.) March 27, 2013
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shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

SHUT UPPPPPP
JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up
by anonymous October 9, 2021
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