litith

When it's beyond lit

That party was litith

by Radnigger333 September 13, 2017

Litiot

So dumb it’s logical

Ted : dude if we all put ice in the ocean at the same time we be ending global warming

Bob : that’s just litiot let’s do it

by Thanos has more toys than you August 10, 2019

Liwimouse

A special little mouse who likes to crawl into your bed and cuddle with your thumb.

They like to play with your dogs and wake them up in the middle of the night to steal their kibbles.

" I caught a liwimouse eating my dogs kibbles last night!"

by Liwimouse May 25, 2022

Lititude

A measure of a person or thing’s lit-ness. Lititude is measured in watts.

Yo, I hear you have the peak lititude!

by KrazyKiwis June 25, 2022

Vexatious Litigant

Legalese term describing someone considered an asshole by a federal court.

Paul was declared a vexatious litigant after charging intrest on the defendant during his lawsuit.

by Smitry February 8, 2017

Jerkoff Litmus Test

The act of masturbating before deciding whether or not you will make social contact with a girl. Performing this test lets you make sure you're thinking with the correct head before proceeding to talk-to/meet-with a girl that you would otherwise regret making contact with.

After doing a jerkoff litmus test I realized that more than half of the female contacts in my phone are worthless.

by jerkoff_tester December 7, 2012

Litmus Fart

A small sample of gas expelled, often in a large crowd, in an effort to ensure that a larger flatulence experience can occur thereafter without detection.

Because I had sauerkraut with dinner, I had to fire up a litmus fart at the bar.

by Fart King March 1, 2017