Lazered

When you have eaten so much and you feel tired, full and lazy. All you want to do is lay down!

(1) “I’m so lazered right now!”
(2) “After this, I’m going to get soooo lazered.”
(3) “I don’t think I can eat anymore, I’m going to be so lazered.”

by MY&YM July 21, 2021

Matt Lauered

To be forcefully penetrated in your anus

I wasn’t into anal, but then I got Matt Lauered and saw what it was all about.

by NewDefinition2213 October 12, 2019

Get Lawyered

When a lawyer (Prosecutor of Defensive Attorney) wins a court hearing, this could be said after the verdict

Judge: The defendant is not guilty
Defensive Attorney to Prosecutor: Get Lawyered

by Trueno AE86 GT May 27, 2020

latered

To have been dismissed, dumped, or fired. Coined by Jonathan Adler on the Top Design Bravo show as shorthand for the exit phrase "see you later, decorator."

What happened on last night's show? Ryan totally got latered. Or, are you and Sally still dating? No, she latered me.

by JaneXYZ February 17, 2007

Lasered

A term in Halo 3 similar to verbs like sniped, when some is fragged directly through the Spartan Laser. This is shown in the text commentary as player 1 lasered Player 2. This is known to be one of the more comedic sayings of Halo 3.

Did you see how I lasered both of them them in one charge?!

by Krunkmister October 16, 2007

lazered

Basically meaning EXTREMELY fucked up, from being drunk or high, or in some cases, both. Contrary to popular belief, it is NOT a mixture of hammered and blazed. It's just simply lazered.

Dude, I wanna get lazered tonight!

Jones smoked 10 bowls and drank some 8-LAKs and got so fucking lazered!

by Kabran December 15, 2007

Lawyered

-used when you think you are right in an argument.
-defeating an argument by confusing them with clever questions

you've been lawyered!

by pjr0223 June 11, 2011