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lasso nuts

Making fun of a man, particularly old, who may have long-ass nuts that touch the toilet water when they shit.
Hey Larry, your lasso nuts are hanging out of your pant leg.
by Nicothebear September 13, 2018
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rat lasso

A rat tail of human hair that when is long enough, can can be used as a weapon or wrapped around the ear.
After the fight, Eric twisted off the lid to his celebratory bottle of brandy with his rat lasso.

Eric may look like a pussy, but if he uses the rat lasso we are in deep shit....confessions
by metal9882 October 19, 2013
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Dick lasso

Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.
You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game
by A-Night January 16, 2023
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Lasso

Oh my word, y'all. I heard that Baylee Sue munched 2 girls last night! She's such a lasso!
by Le Gasp July 25, 2010
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Lasso

The combination of the words "little" and "asshole." Adjective that is often used for careless rude people. Can also be used when referring to douchebags you previously dated.
A: "Are you still dating that guy?"
B: "Nah, he got belligerently drunk at my sisters wedding and started a cake-fight."
A: "What a lasso."
by jahroony October 6, 2012
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Cock Lasso

When you have a girl whipped and she knows she cant go to another guy
Dude shes not going anywhere, Not as long as shes in my cock lasso!
by DJNickDANack December 25, 2010
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chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.
Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.
by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009
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