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lappies

when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies
Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!
by fakespear December 8, 2013
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Lappies

Lappies; Lappys; Lappiez; Lapper; Lappee:

The act of giving a male on male lap dance. In British English (Lappys) this can be used to reference both homosexual and heterosexual lap dances. Not to be confused with Lappiez, which is the act of a female on female lap dance. Most lappies involve both a lapper and a lappee however, varying numbers of either party can be involved (though most often this results in a Florida Orangutan or a Trailer Park Recital.)
The fuck is Mike doing? Is he!?!? He is! That sumbich fagot is giving Lappies!!!
by Mega Hemroids October 28, 2021
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lappy chocolate

When your lover sits on the toilet to use it and you can't be bothered to wait, so you initiate the intimate act of a lappy chocolate, by sitting on their lap and taking a massive shit. It may or may not make it through their legs and into the pan (whatever floats your boat).
Shaz was on the toilet last night for a wee before bed and I couldn't be arsed to wait for her to finished so I just gave her a lappy chocolate and went to bed first.
by Lemon Esme July 18, 2022
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