lampshade critter

people typically called izzie who tend to be commonly located around lampshades of any sort- earning them the dubious nickname of ‘lampshades critters’. They’re often found under lampshades as to hide their ao3 reading history.

person 1: oh! theres a lampshade critter in the corner of my eye, i wonder whats it doing..?
person 2: yeah!! i think its reading a carcar fic…
person 1: why do you know that? youre such a lampshade critter!!

by lampshadecritterlover3 May 6, 2025

Soggy Lampshade

(noun) One who is useless beyond compare. Also, they don't really brighten the situation.

Guy 1: i kinda broke your TV.
Guy 2: You can't do anything right!
Guy 1: It was a bad one anyway.
Guy 2: That doesn't make it better. You're such a soggy lampshade!

by JDawgmania2014 May 24, 2014

Human Lampshade

The act of inserting a wire up the ass of someone who has recently hung them self, to the connect to a light bulb in the mouth - acting as a human lampshade,

"Hey did you hear that Spencer hung himself last night?"

"Yea that sucks, but he'd want us to turn him into a Human Lampshade"

by BigApplez June 16, 2015

Canadian Lampshade

A sexual act in which a man drapes his testicles over their partners eyes and penis across the bridge of the nose simulating a lamp switch and shading the eyes.

Last night I performed a Canadian Lampshade on my wife.

by ThatCOGuy July 21, 2021

wisconsin lampshade

When Glooping Sac's you without paying you phat lootz.

I thought I'd be able to buy some Heal pots, but Glooping gave me the old Wisconsin Lampshade.

by Glooping October 2, 2020

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you shit on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 7, 2008

Mexican Lampshade

During the sexual act of "sixty-nine", should the female claim that the room lighting is too bright, the male thinly stretches his scrotum over her nose and eyes.

Your mom said it was too bright so I helped her get over it with a sweet Mexican Lampshade.

by ss43 July 9, 2010