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Labor Day

The last day of summer. Usually school starts starts slighty before or after this day. As the name suggests, it celebrates workers. Since Summer ends, people tend to avoid wearing light colors after this day in order to keep warm.
Delivery boy: Hey, why aren't you wearing your white cardigan, Mrs. Frankbaum?
Shelia: Labor day was yesterday.
DB: Oh. Is Mr. Frankbaum at work?
Shelia: Yes, Ted is. He's a lawyer.
DB: Wanna fuck?
Sheila: I'm not an infidel, you perv!
by Hannibal Lector42 September 6, 2011
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labor pains

i almost gave birth on the floor, my labor pains were so intense!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Labor Day

The day you need something from UPS and they don't deliver.
Teacher: does everyone have their new ipad case
Student: no UPS doesn't deliver on Labor Day
by Jazzpuru September 1, 2014
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Labor Dabor

The Old Labor Dabor..

Labor Day, of course!
by sux0r September 8, 2003
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labor day

A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
by geoleogin October 24, 2015
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Labor Dick

1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.

2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.

3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.

4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."

Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."

2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."

Girl 2: "What a trooper."

3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."

4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."
by mjmclaugh October 2, 2021
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Labor Pivot

Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
by CLINCHFIELD April 9, 2022
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