Chronic Lolicon Syndrome

Chronic Lolicon Syndrome is a disease and based on Lolis, it can takes years to cure

Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds

by Cultistmania June 10, 2023

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Lolicons are people who are attracted to Fictional Children, or as they like to call them, "Lolis", Lolis usually look like they're 4-10, but actually, they are a 1000 year old elemental bender who is half dragon half devil half angel half gay half lesbian half clown half human or something like that.

Whenever Lolicons get called out on their bullshit, they resort to using either the age excuse or the fiction excuse, both of which are worse than just admitting to liking kids.

Person 1: "Dude, I love Loli so much, I think I'm a Lolicon!"
Person 2: "what the fuck, what are you? a pedophile?
Person 1: "Dude, it's just a drawing, don't be so scared. and by the way, she's 9000 years old"
Person 2: "I'm filing a restraining order on you"

by Lictionary July 23, 2024

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A broke pooron that goes by the name "raiseurfunds" on www.discord.com. They cannot shower and larp funds after being shit on in a game called Da Hood.

"Hey have you seen that stinky LOLICON raiseurfunds"?

by verpend May 14, 2024

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