Dirty Lady Lasso

A very unsanitary and unsightly act, usually undertaken to disgust and/or attack another being. The Dirty Lady Lasso involves a woman who is currently experiencing her period to tug away at the inserted tampon, and remove it for the world to see, complete with blood, mung, and other hideous substances it collected while inside the female. The lady then twirls the bloody object around, much like a lasso, and then throws said item at unsuspecting/undefended victim. First known case of the Dirty Lady Lasso was performed by the infamous Transsexual Kristina K.

"Yuck Man. I don't know what I did but before I knew it she did the old Dirty Lady Lasso and the the next thing I remember was having a bloody tampon land and soil my clothes."

by The Lasso Victim December 9, 2007

Lady Lasso

A guy who reels in girls left and right and takes advantage of their bodies

Person 1: I can't believe Jessica just hooked up with that lady lasso like oh my god I can't even
Person 2: She went that low? Shit.

by ZStambs21 January 20, 2017

rat lasso

A rat tail of human hair that when is long enough, can can be used as a weapon or wrapped around the ear.

After the fight, Eric twisted off the lid to his celebratory bottle of brandy with his rat lasso.

Eric may look like a pussy, but if he uses the rat lasso we are in deep shit....confessions

by metal9882 October 19, 2013

Dick lasso

Dick lasso was a term discovered while playing Cyberpunk 2077 with friends. Dick lasso is a word that can be used to substitute ordinary words like "Fuck" and is used to replace words in sayings like "you just got Dick lassoed. The definition of saying "Dick lasso" out of context is saying that someone has a dick like a lasso. It can also be used like Dick lassoed and Dick lassoer as well.

You either Dick lasso or be Dick lassoed
Get Dick lassoed!
To Dick lasso or not to Dick lasso, that is the question.
It's raining cats and Dick lassos
Kill two birds with one Dick lasso
Dam, I just got Dick lassoed by my team yesterday for throwing in a game

by A-Night January 16, 2023

Cock Lasso

When you have a girl whipped and she knows she cant go to another guy

Dude shes not going anywhere, Not as long as shes in my cock lasso!

by DJNickDANack December 25, 2010

chode lasso

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

montana lasso

the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a lasso in an attempt to catch the vagina with testicles. If one or both balls penetrate or are engulfed by the vagina a montana lasso has been performed.

Bob: While hitting it doggy-style I started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my balls would swing up and I could montana lasso Alexis.

Chris: Did you montana lasso her?

Bob:...almost

by Billingsley Kipling Cooper II June 8, 2010