lag

An excuse that noob admins use to boot people who are better than them.

Player: "woot! I have 20 kills and only one death!"
Admin: I'm sorry sir, but im going to have to boot you because you're lagging

by Mycoplasma September 10, 2008

lagging

the art of being absolutely wasted its a truly beautiful state

i got well lagging last night!

by tel January 27, 2005

lag

when either your ping or the ping of others slows down game play in an online gaming server.

- fuck man get out of here your lagging teh server

- you are a lag whore n00b

- lets voteban this lagwhore

by MrMoto May 30, 2006

lag

A slowdown in message delivery in real-time Internet chatting, due to excessive server traffic.

"I hate this fucking lag!"
"lag test... 123"
"Sorry, I was lagged"

by Anonymous November 5, 2002

Lagging

Most common in the gaming world, where movements made by a controller take toll seconds later. Usually known with Internet where a user's internet is too slow to cope with the game. Effects from other users may see a player "Jolting" accross the screen and may not be able to kill or shoot the "Lagger".

(CoD4) - Damn that bitch is lagging like a bitch, my shots aint registering!

by xPIMPEDYOURMOMx September 28, 2008

lag

Peice Of Shit
Slow
Annoying
Smash Head On Wall
Suicide
Not The Way of the future

Timmy was playing mmorpg when he started lagging watched his guy spend half an hour trying to fire his gun!!

by Jake harry December 28, 2005

lag

When a computer runs slowly. A common and unfair cause of death in MMOs such as WoW.

"RM me noob! If it weren't for that lag I would have kicked A$$!"

by Teh Goods November 27, 2009