Kristoffer Ejnermark

Wise swedish man with much hair and a big smile.

"Hi Kristoffer Ejnermark the smart" Thank you!

by Kristoffer den mäktige November 29, 2023

You know kris kristofferson?

Well i am piss pissofferson

You know Kris Kristofferson? Well i am Piss Pissofferson. Pauls asking for christmas off again, i say "no" then i spit this song for him.

by Urban dictatur December 3, 2023

Kristofers

Just usually fat and play samp

Omg kristofers is so fat he is like kilo

by BookyFella January 10, 2021

kristoferyee

WH OMEGALUL

kristoferyee: WH OMEGALUL is that

by anonymous January 26, 2022

kristofer

always that one guy that smells real bad and is real sticky and shit.

Ay you know kristofer?
Yeah, the real sticky fella?
Yeah I heard he is super weird
Not suprised nigga

by wowhesbad November 26, 2022

kristofer

a weird ass dude that is very sticky. he is not good and also is bad. mildly racist.

guy 1: I love black people
guy 2: i don't
guy 1: is your name kristofer?
guy 2: yeah
guy 1: makes sense

by wowhesbad November 27, 2022

Kristoffur

homo

man 1: Kristoffur is a homo
man 2: fax

by Kristoffur March 31, 2023