knob

Canadian slang for "prick"

God, you're such a knob

by John April 3, 2004

Knob

n. 1.) Attached to a door as a handle.
2.) Reference to a guy's dick.
3.) Word that can be used in the name of a town.
4.) Alternate word for "knot" in reference to a bump on the head.

1.) I turned the doorknob to find her naked.
2.) She schlobbed on his dick all day.
3.) Let's head over to the store in Gobbler's Knob.
4.) He had a knob on his head after I hit him with a hammer.

by Survivor Fan December 1, 2004

knob

Another name for the tip of a males penis. Also known as the Head, Helmet, Mushroom.

Yeah thats right, suck my knob! ooo baby u like that shit dont ya?

by nednerb September 22, 2005

knob

The circumsized end of a penis.

Hey Billy, let me gobble on that pink knob for awhile. I'll give it a real nice sheen. I know how much you like it! It is so sensitive.

by knobgobbler69 May 23, 2008

Knob

A very small penis that is very small and is super small.

Mackenzie does not like knobs

by Highs69 May 14, 2021

knob

A fourth year (freshman) Cadet at the prestigious military institute of South Carolina. Called "knob" because of their shaved head which resebles a door knob.

Knobs receive the most shit out of any cadet at any military school.

by Oswaldo Sanchez April 3, 2005

knobs

Official designation for freshman cadets at The Citadel. Called such because their shaved heads resemble shiny door knobs. Of course, that is what their Public Affairs Office wants you to believe. After reading some of these definitions, I am beginning to wonder. Perhaps sending my baby boy to a military college that calls him a knob would not be wise... Hmmm...

John was shocked to learn not only the true definition of a knob but that as one, he would be expected to assume certain unpleasant duties...

by Houston September 26, 2003