kitchen talk

Other people's business talked about behind closed doors that can't be said in public, but can be expressed in one's home kitchen, far from the person(s) being talked about. Usually one's opinion is expressed.

Don't talk about Jerry's affair here at work! That's kitchen talk.

by Ruby Crab June 28, 2016

Kitchen Envy

When two chat celebs get so triggered that they talk about your kitchen renovation for nine months or more despite hating your guts.

WeeHoops: Kitchen, wee paige, kitchen, queer.
Paige: Oh he don't mean it.
Sane person: They have kitchen envy again.

by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

Kitchenheimer's

When you're in the kitchen going around in circles because you can't remember what you were doing there.

I was in the kitchen this morning walking around in circles wondering what the hell I was looking for when the microwave beeped reminding me I was heating up my cup of coffee. My Kitchenheimer's is getting worse!

by Greg Houck December 22, 2008

Marijuana Kitchen Culture

Drugs and debauchery in today´s professional kitchens.
Chefs getting high on marijuana.
Also known as haute stoner cuisine.
Restaurants created specially for the tastes of the slightly stoned chef.

"What an astonishing flavour! I must congratulate the chef; so creative"

Yeah, he must be deep into Marijuana Kitchen Culture.

by rperazag May 20, 2010

kitchen sink

a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me, okay friend?

Pepe: a kitchen sink is an appliance.

Rare Pepe: a kitchen sink to you is not a kitchen sink to me

by emmakitchensink February 29, 2016

ashton kutcher

Demi Moore's bitch.

You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.

by Kurutsu February 8, 2004

Country Kitchen Buffet

It's a restaunt that Elderly people must eat at in the early hours of the morning. If you deprive the Elderly of their Country Kitchen buffet they would wither away like a flower without sunlight.

"without country kitchen buffet, the old people will be powerless"- South Park

by Big Bubba B April 29, 2004