kidney scraper

n.
an extremely large penis (ecpecially in length), that could potentially scrape the kidneys.

Wow! I mean, I've seen some big cocks, but that thing really is a kidney scraper!

by kornhole February 3, 2005

Jason Kenney

A conservative politician who professes family values but is himself a closeted homosexual. Derived from Canadian Minister of Immigration Jason Kenney.

Q. Hey, did you meet Minister John Baird's new girlfriend at the Conservative Party Christmas Ball last night? She's HOT!

A. No way Baird's got a girlfriend - he's a Jason Kenney, donchaknow?

by Gilles Du December 6, 2010

piss kidney

derogatory term that is factual, and is therefore not a derogatory term. As a result, it makes the user seem useless.

Bob: Don't be such a wanker.
Ben (in response): Don't be such a piss kidney.
Bob: What? What kind of insult is that. You idiot.

(The phrase originates from the television show Peep Show, series four).

by Sir Rory of Prestonia November 4, 2007

kinnear

1) To take a picture of someone/something without looking through the viewfinder; usually done on the sly.

2) To secretly take a photo of the unsuspecting in a sneaky manner.

3) A method of photography developed by the Yarn Harlot

I saw this woman wearing the worlds worst sweater, so I decided to kinnear her to show my friends.

by pharmgirl147 August 4, 2007

piss-kidney

Derogatory insult, used in Peep Show by Mark when he couldn't think of anything more appropriately enraging to call a driver when trying to get run over to avoid his wedding to Sophie.

"You're a piss-kidney."

by The Mysterious Stanley Knife June 28, 2007

kidneys

a younger version of Adult knees

the little bastard kept falling on his kidneys.

by willy b quick October 26, 2003

kinnear

To surreptitiously photograph a celebrity or person of interest because you are too nervous or respectful of their privacy to ask for a photo

coined by The Yarn Harlot

I saw Tiger Woods at the airport and I knew you wouldn't believe me so I kinneared him for photographic proof.

by Chicken Betty October 30, 2007