Playing Kings is the best way to get really drunk.
A large bowl - The King Cup - is placed in the centre of the table. All 52 cards in a circle around it. Get your friends round the table. Take turns picking one card at a time. Each card means something.
A - Waterfall. Person who pulled the card drinks. Everyone else must kept drinking until the person before them stops. Basically, if you're last, you're fucked.
2 - You. Pick someone to drink.
3 - Me. Drink
4 - Whore's. Ladies drink.
5 - Nose. Everyone puts their finger on their nose, last one to do so, drinks.
6 - Dicks. Got a penis? Drink.
7 - Deal 7. The person who pulled the card can: a) pick x7 people to take a drink. B) Make one person drink x7.
8 - Mate. Drink with a Mate.
9 - Rhyme. The person with the card says a word. It goes round the table until someone messes up or repeats. Decide beforehand if the words 'Silver' and 'Orange' are accepted.
10 - Drink Again. Take a drink. Then one more.
Jack - Make a rule. If the rule is broken, the person must drink. Example - Nobody drinks with their right hand.
Queen - Question. The person who pulled the card picks someone. Asks them a question. The person asked must answer with another question, and so on, until someone makes a statement.
King - When a King is pulled, everyone pours a little of their drink into 'The King Cup'. The last King drinks the whole thing. Especially disgusting depending on what everyone has been drinking.
A large bowl - The King Cup - is placed in the centre of the table. All 52 cards in a circle around it. Get your friends round the table. Take turns picking one card at a time. Each card means something.
A - Waterfall. Person who pulled the card drinks. Everyone else must kept drinking until the person before them stops. Basically, if you're last, you're fucked.
2 - You. Pick someone to drink.
3 - Me. Drink
4 - Whore's. Ladies drink.
5 - Nose. Everyone puts their finger on their nose, last one to do so, drinks.
6 - Dicks. Got a penis? Drink.
7 - Deal 7. The person who pulled the card can: a) pick x7 people to take a drink. B) Make one person drink x7.
8 - Mate. Drink with a Mate.
9 - Rhyme. The person with the card says a word. It goes round the table until someone messes up or repeats. Decide beforehand if the words 'Silver' and 'Orange' are accepted.
10 - Drink Again. Take a drink. Then one more.
Jack - Make a rule. If the rule is broken, the person must drink. Example - Nobody drinks with their right hand.
Queen - Question. The person who pulled the card picks someone. Asks them a question. The person asked must answer with another question, and so on, until someone makes a statement.
King - When a King is pulled, everyone pours a little of their drink into 'The King Cup'. The last King drinks the whole thing. Especially disgusting depending on what everyone has been drinking.
Person 1: I got sloshed playing Kings last night.
Person 2: You pulled the last King?
Person 1: Yeah... it was Strongbow, Bud, Vodka, Peach Shnapps, Malibu, dark Rum, and Red Wine.
Person 2: And you're still alive?
Person 2: You pulled the last King?
Person 1: Yeah... it was Strongbow, Bud, Vodka, Peach Shnapps, Malibu, dark Rum, and Red Wine.
Person 2: And you're still alive?
by Queen of Kings February 20, 2013
by AverageboyGabe December 17, 2014
by smoorecrux December 02, 2009
King is a man/teen/kid who is nice and caring but all want to gave fun and one way they have fun is messing with people if you dont like that you wont be a king and another thing a king is good with lady's he can take care of them and he can love them but he can be a great friend to help comfort you
Girl: 😭😭😭
King:what wrong
Girl:my boyfriend just dumped me
King: (my time to side in) awww sorry about that let me make it better and give you a hug
King:what wrong
Girl:my boyfriend just dumped me
King: (my time to side in) awww sorry about that let me make it better and give you a hug
by Ieatyourpussy November 13, 2019
Like queening top definition but it's a male on the top. A man will have somebody lick their sphincter or balls. Usually gay but girls can lick too.
by WhoDatFreshBoi February 25, 2018
King, or king regnant, is the title given to a male monarch in a variety of contexts. The female equivalent is queen regnant, while the title of queen on its own usually refers to the consort of a king
He's a king
by Supportivejenny March 20, 2020
King means the toughest nigga on the block he always pulls the baddies with his 14 inch shlong. Ruler of everything most call him a god.
by Rulerofalltgat February 22, 2021