kindle

adjective, British slang
When someone or something is really cool, it is kindle

synonyms include: lit, fire, certi

J2Trappy : "What did man think of the recent IG?"
A1.Certi: "Bruv dat post was bare kindle"

by AJTrayTea February 27, 2021

Kindling

Slang for a Jewish baby.

"Did you hear the neighbors had a baby?" "Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."

by ChknFckr June 26, 2024

Kindle Shit

A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.

Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.

by Andos Hastos December 24, 2021

Kindle Burnout

Using your kindle obsessively until you have had enough of the same books or series of books

If I read another Jane Austen book I'll get kindle burnout

by slatattack March 29, 2011

Kindle kids

Kindle kids is used when someone with a kindle fire has chatted up kids on there kindle fire, so you call the kids kindle kids as they have been captured by a pedo.

Danny stop chatting up your kindle kids

by Good at ark August 11, 2018

Kindle Pride

The feeling of superiority one gets when reading in public on a Kindle and seeing another person reading a paperback or an alternative brand e-reader.

Kindle Owner: 'I had such Kindle Pride when I saw someone reading a paperback on the train the other day.'

by Martinho August 31, 2013

Smelly kindling

An action in which you set butthole hairs on fire and liquid shit to extinguish the fire

“Dude last night I tried to preform smelly kindling, it did not go well”

by That guy thats weird asf September 16, 2018