The resonating sound a kindle makes as it bounces off your skull when you fall asleep while reading.
by Web4less July 18, 2021
A visit to the lavatory made more comfortable by the use of a Kindle, resulting in an extended stay on the bowl, affecting all of your family members who are desperate to relieve themselves.
Sienna: Dad, can I please use your ensuite to go to the toilet? Paris is in ours.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
Dad: Why? She won’t be long.
Sienna: Dad. She took in her kindle. She could be in there for days. I think she’s three chapters deep! It’s definitely a kindle shit.
Dad; Fine. We need to leave in an hour or so, I’ll go and tell Paris to snap it off.
by Andos Hastos December 25, 2021
The next book in my favorite series is ready for download. Time to go home and Kindle Up for the night.
by Chefspam October 05, 2014
A bit like Netflix and chill but instead of having sex with a film you curl up with someone and read.
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
You might read while your partner falls asleep using you as a pillow
by aza_uk September 25, 2016
"Did you hear the neighbors had a baby?" "Oh great! That's all we need is another Kindling in the neighborhood."
by ChknFckr June 26, 2024
by dim the crackoon December 19, 2023
by dim the crackoon December 19, 2023