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paul kinder

a school filled with inconsiderate twats; aka a ton of 11 year olds that think they’re much older than they really are and try to twerk and grind on walls even though they don’t have a fucking ass. they’re sticks. it’s misery. i want to gouge my eyes out 99% of the time please stop kids this is not okay please end me what the fuck
please stop paul kinder...i’m serious you guys are terrible end me
by End Me Plz October 4, 2017
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Kindergender

Kindergender is someone who feels "trapped" in an adult body, but is still a kid on the inside, and therefore is attracted to other kids.

it's an excuse for pedophila
“hey, you know Brad? He told me he was kindergender”
“no way, dude! he's a pedophile?”
“yeah, it's disgusting!”
by -sleepyboy February 14, 2018
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Kindergender

1-Pedophilia with extra steps.
2-People who claim to be children trapped in an adult bodies and are attracted to little kids.
"Kids if a man says he is kinder-gendered, stay away from him/her."

"I knew a guy who claimed to be kindergendered, he is in jail now."
by UnhinjedTaboo December 1, 2018
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kindly

A synonym for "please", used almost exclusively by Craigslist scammers.
Kindly get back to me about the shipment of the item and then I will pay you.
by Kgor93 January 15, 2016
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kindey stone

1.(noun) an object that forms in your kindey as a result of high calcium intake. It can range from 2-8 mm in diameter and has to be ejected through the body by urinating . The process is extremely painful.

2.(adjective) used to describe something that is either really bad or really good.

3.(adjective) used to describe something utterly terrifying or scary
1."I just birthed a kindey stone and my dick hurts so bad."

2." This kool-aid is the kindey stone !"

"Man , that test was the kindey stone"

3."Dude you scared the kindey stone out of me"
by Locomon007 May 27, 2014
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Kindness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.
Kindness is doing something and not expecting anything in return. Kindness is respect and helping others without waiting for someone to help one back. It implies kindness no matter what.

We should live "in purity, understanding, patience and kindness; in the Holy Spirit and in sincere love; in truthful speech and in the power of God; with weapons of righteousness in the right hand and in the left". 2Corinthians 6:6-7
by LoveLight October 27, 2012
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would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007
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