Kelston

a suburb in West Auckland. Located Near New Lynn, Green Bay And Block House Bay...

"Once A Kelstonian, Always A Kelstonian"
"818 What"

by Kelstons Finest Teine March 19, 2007

keystone light

the worst fucken beer on the planet composed of cat urine and elephant shit

if u bring keystone light to my party im shoving it in ur moms twat.

by absdude August 4, 2008

keystone friend

The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.

I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.

by Paul Furfari March 12, 2007

Keystone Lighting

Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.

Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.

Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.

by Webster42 February 20, 2009

kenston ha

A very fat person that is an expert in kung fu

DUDE that guy is totally a kenston ha bro.

by Waterfireball1 June 23, 2017

keyshondra

Will grow up to be the baddest female alive. Has the best glow up by the age 16. Usually eats lots of food but never grows. Grows up to be thicker than a Snickers. Every man wants her but only one gets her.

Bruh Keyshondra so damn fine !

I wonder if Keyshondra like me ?

by heythere123987 August 19, 2018

KEstonian

A Kestonian will destroy all trolls, watch better call saul and play red dead redemption 2. Do not upset a kestonian, they will remove you from existence.

"Justice for Arthur Morgan!" said the Kestonian

by WorthyEditsYT January 20, 2021