kansas city queefs

The pinnacle of mediocre. Win games, go 11-5, choke the playoffs. Fucking booty

"Yo what the fuck?? the QUEEFS beat the Pats????" - Dave
"Just watch them lose in the playoffs against the motherfucking, trash ass, booty-filled Titans"
*Titans came back from a 21-3 deficit to beat the "high-powered" kansas city queefs*

kansas city queefs by shitdicknick September 25, 2018

Kansas City Carwash

It's when a girl {most preferrably an Asian) gives a man a horizontal sponge bath inside a "Massage Parlor".

"I recieved one hell of a Kansas City Carwash last night...my shoulder has never felt better," said the sailorm with a smile.

Kansas City Carwash by Nick P. March 19, 2004

kansas city dry-rub 

A hand job performed with cayenne pepper. Peppery H.J. must continue until paramedics arrive.

You know what he needs? A good kansas city dry-rub!

kansas city dry-rub by chipclayton October 3, 2011

Kansas City Tea Pot 

The act of using one's mouth as a urinal while partying in Kansas City.

Bob: "Just because you think that you found God, you think you're better than anybody."
Steve: "It's not even like that."
Bob: "Atleast I didn't use my mouth as a urinal for seventeen guys when we were in Kansas City."
Steve: "Whatever, Bob."

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Kansas City Tea Pot by jecherry April 4, 2016

Kansas City Trio 

When a man bends frontwards and spreads his legs far enough that the gap in his thighs drew the eye to his exposed cock, balls and anus.

“I showed ‘er the Kansas City Trio.”

Kansas City Trio by Nickf2019 May 4, 2019

Kansas City Cum Swap 

The Kansas City Cum Swap or KCCS for short is a high-level, two-part procedure taking approximately seven days and three people (2 male, 1 female) to complete. The first part involves two men having rough anal sex. At the point of climax the pitcher pulls out and ejaculates into the mouth of the catcher. The catcher then spits the semen into the mouth of the pitcher who then performs a "reverse felch" in which he blows the semen back into the anus of the catcher using a silly straw. This must all be done quickly as the anus of the catcher is (as required for the second step) badly bruised and will swell shut. After seven days (and a steady diet of anti-diarrheal medication) the catcher's anus finally relaxes and prolapses at which point he uses it like a dildo and sticks it into the vagina of the female. Once it is fully inserted the male then farts with enough force to fully expel the semen (and generous amounts of fecal matter) while simultaneously the female performs a "reverse queef" to suck the babybatter into her ovaries with the hopes of producing a healthy dbox offspring.

Bob: So last Summer Martha and I vacationed in Truck Stop, Missouri and did a Kansas City Cum Swap with a trucker named Jim.

Dave: No wonder your son is such a fuckin dbox.

Kansas City Cum Swap by Lord069 August 26, 2011

Kansas City Handshake

when meeting with group of friends, you are immediately handed a bowl/bong/joint/blunt

Jack: I went over to my buddy's the other day and when I walked nobody even said what's up, they just handed me the weed.

Jill: Good old Kansas City Handshake

Kansas City Handshake by Nosferatu1990 October 31, 2011