Nickf2019's definitions

Eskimo Sleeve

An Eskimo Sleeve is when your pubes continue half the length of your shaft (erect).

“Ainu and Northern Inuit people evolved the Eskimo Sleeve to keep their peepers warm in the harsh arctic winters. “

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019

Milwaukee Triceratops

A sexual position involving vaginal penetration with the penis, and then double-fisting into the woman's ass. So-named because the configuration of hands and penis resembles the layout of the three horns of a Triceratops - one of the most noteworthy fossil records of which was found outside Milwaukee , Wisconsin in 1994.

My man gave me a Milwaukee Triceratops, and now I can't sit down without pain.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

Minnesota Dial-Tone

A sex act wherein you scream into your partner's ear during coitus, causing a loud ringing or tinnitus-like sound to fill your partner's ears - the eponymous "Dial-Tone". First originated in the suburbs of St. Paul, Minnesota.

My Tinder date gave me a Minnesota Dial-Tone last night, and my ears have been ringing all day.

by Nickf2019 June 26, 2019

Kansas City Trio

When a man bends frontwards and spreads his legs far enough that the gap in his thighs drew the eye to his exposed cock, balls and anus.

“I showed ‘er the Kansas City Trio.”

by Nickf2019 May 4, 2019

Texas Curveball

A Texas Curveball is an uncircumcised dick with foreskin all the way up to the urethra, with a large round head and a thin crooked shaft. So-named due to the penile deformity resembling the curveball arm configuration of MLB pitcher Clayton Kershaw, a Texas native.

“I dated a guy in Houston who showed me his Texas Curveball”

by Nickf2019 May 17, 2019