kosher phone

It is the most kosher a phone can get. A phone called "Quaha-Sarah" (sounds suspiciously like our matriarch), free of the modern day tumah and pritzus of the traditional smartphone, this phone will make you the frummest on the block. If you want to create an even stronger gedder, you can even TAG your kosher phone to ensure your flip phone is truly Mehadrin.

"Yo, is your phone even kosher bro?"
"Yeah, it's a kosher phone!"

by internlyfe January 25, 2021

kosher-halal

When something (usually a woman) is widely accepted as hot or tight. So much so, that both Jews and Muslims agree on the validity. In another way, it is so good that Palestinians and Israelis would stop fighting (temporarily) to indulge their more primitive desires in harmony.

“That bitch’s arse is sweet”
“Yeah she is totally kosher-halal”

Israeli soldier: “I’ve got god on my side and I will shoot you.”
Freedom Fighter: “No way I have god on my side and I will blow you the fuck up”
Hot adolescent tourist girl walks past...
Israeli soldier: “I would so totally hit that jail-bail”
Freedom Fighter: “Kosher-halal, my Israeli friend! Who wouldn’t?”

by Max Louis August 4, 2007

Kosher Salami

Jewish term for a circumcised penis, affectionate connotation.

Rabbi Levin: I almost choked on the kosher salami!

by Carl Paladino October 15, 2010

Kosher Boy

The act of exacting humorous vengeance a flaky, lying girlfriend prior to break up.

Dude, I'm going to Kosher Boy her... I'm going to have her over, then when she's asleep, I'm going to square cut her bangs and write "YOU GOT DUMPED, B****" on her forehead in black magic marker with a semen exclamation point.

by Joo-Bacca February 11, 2009

Kosher for Zimmermans

Means that something is very legitimate such that it would meet the high standards of a very religious Jewish person (Zimmerman, being a common Jewish name).

Synonym for legit. Can be used as a question as to somethings legitimacy. Kosher is used not necessarily in religious sense.

Shorthand is "K4Z"

“Foolz on shabbat…Kosher for Zimmermans?”

Male University Student 1: “Should I foolz with my 2nd cousin?”
Male University Student 2:”Dude…so no K4Z”

Fraternity Student 1: “What do you think of that bitty?”
Fraternity Student 2: “Very Kosher for Zimmermans”

by AEPI Jedi April 29, 2010

Kosher King

Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka

wow hes so popular he must be the Kosher King, man i wish i knew the Kosher King.

by Kosher king12 August 23, 2011

kosher bacon

Used to call out a fake statement.

Fool: Man, my new car can do 0-60 in 2.5 seconds. And I won it in a drawing at the local grocery store. I also killed a cop and got away with it.

Me: Yeah, I'll bet you got some kosher bacon too.

by Rabbi-me August 28, 2008