Going to KMart

smoking marijuana.

Are you guys going to KMart tonight?
Um, I can't. I have to work.

by Pepper Montana September 16, 2009

kmart

a store that has been struggling also a store with clothing groceries and more

prestoninan went to kmart to get a pizza

by chicfi November 12, 2019

Kmart

A store where Australian people shop a lot at and usually come out with more things then they intended

Jasmine: Hey, we should go to Kmart
Elise: Not unless you want to spend all your money!

by AussieAussieAussieOiOiOi696969 February 2, 2020

kmart crowd

K-Mart crowd is comprised of non-tippers, gawkers and people who have voyeristic tendencies but will not pay for anything.

K-mart crowd: "It's a total K-Mart crowd out there," said the 12 hour stripper with $16.

Kmart crowd = wallflowers

by *BrazzKnuckles* October 30, 2020

kmart mansion

A mansion Eminem just put up for sale( for 2 million$) that he rarely ever used anyway.Address is 5760 Winkler Mill Rd In rochester hills, Michigan.

I want the Kmart mansion in Michigan

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

Kmart

Not great but could be worse

Tim- How was she
Dan- She was k-mart

Tim - Kmart
Dan - not great but she did the job.

by Blue bag June 5, 2017

KMart Connection

When someone's Internet connection has become so unbearably bad that it is laughable and meme worthy. Insinuating that KMart wifi is not desirable.

"Damn John lagged out of the lobby again?"
"Yea he got that KMart connection up & runnin."

by SustainedLizard June 9, 2023