Chocolate Jubbly Slide (v): anal-sex between a man and a woman in which the man uses the womans fecal matter as the only source of lubrication. The woman applies bowel-movement pressure in sync with the mans thrusting to keep the fecal matter spurting out to provide an uninterrupted experience. (See Strawberry Jubbly Slide)
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First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Note:
First used on G4TechTV's The Screen Savers on 10/05/2004 in their "Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You" where it was mentioned and held the number two spot. The following is a quote of the list:
The Top 5 Reasons Why Your Girlfriend Left You
5. Massive pr0n collection crashed her computer.
4. Missed her birthday while leveling your Jedi Knight.
3. You look like Bill Gates -- but with no money.
2. She doesn't like the Chocolate Jubbly Slide.
1. Too much time playing with your Xbox instead of with her Xbox.
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
Hubby: That's right, I'm riding that fucking Chocolate Jubbly Slide!
Wife: mmmm, mmmff, ummff, lmmmmfh ugggghhh
by Sum1Spcl October 12, 2004
Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies
by Greg_the_Smeg February 07, 2019
by Soup Seducer November 02, 2022
"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."
by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023
by Puckeridge99 August 15, 2022
"LOVELY Jubbly" was frequently said by Del-Boy in the TV comedy series “Only Fools & Horses”. It was a typical Del-Boy MIS-QUOTE from the 1950s singing TV commercial (which he would have supposedly seen) advertising Jubbly orange drink as, "L-U-B-B-L-Y J-U-B-B-L-Y ! Lubbly Jubbly orange drink." Jubblys were later (c.1960) sold frozen in the same tetrahedron (triangular) shaped pack.
Rodney : "I managed to sell those rubbish watches for 50 quid a time."
Del-Boy : "Lovely Jubbly" - mis-quoted from Lubbly Jubbly
Del-Boy : "Lovely Jubbly" - mis-quoted from Lubbly Jubbly
by Andy-oldgit November 22, 2022