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Gay Jonk

You're a Gay Jonk you goon!
by Dezirehercules September 19, 2025
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Jonking Late Mate

Jonking: Up to interpretation

Stroking at night, playing, crying, laughing, eating
by necobunny August 7, 2024
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JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing
"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."
by Super Saki July 26, 2022
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jonk

when someone sneezes and you slurp it up. you jonked them.
*achoo*
*loud slurping noises*
"carly, did you just jonk me?"
"...no"
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.
Oh look you have jonked it now.
by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023
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jonking my peanits

went to roblex script cub. heh. lets just sey. i jonking my peanits.
guy1: im jonking my peanits
guy2: me too bro, me too.
by ligmasigma August 27, 2025
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Jonk

When a man fingers another man’s bumhole until the jonk juice comes out.
Hey dude wanna jonk”
I’m straight
by Jonkingisreal April 28, 2024
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