Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

Jizzlenut Sweatsuit

A running suit consisting of compression shorts, compression shirt, and compression socks. Often worn by creepy joggers who run in front of others and stop to stretch in weird positions.

Dylan: Man, did you see what Romen was wearing?

Eric: Yea! That Jizzlenut Sweatsuit of his scared off all the ladies!

by Creepy Corbin November 19, 2011

jizzflakes

The dried up flakes of jizz that get left on your stomach and chest after bashing one out.

When I went down for breakfast my Mum pointed out that I still had last nights jizzflakes all over me.

by Mister E December 7, 2006

jizzlam

A deragotory slang term for Islam.

I don't trust that new guy, he practices Jizzlam.

by knightly coriander October 16, 2007

jizzling

Just like drizzle, but just with cum. Sprinkles of cum

"Dude this rain is jizzinling."

"Dude I was jizzling onto this girl."

by FapMonster October 6, 2011

Sun Jizzed

When your out in the sun for an extended perod of time, and you get absoultly baked by the sun. Im not talking a little sun burn, Im talking ROASTED.

Dude wth happened to you?

I got sun jizzed yesterday workig in the yard.

by Chico Mysterioso April 2, 2010

Jizzflection

The act of being so turned on by your own reflection that you jizz on the mirror.

Got so bored fucking my Mrs that I went to the bathroom for a jizzflection.

by jaseyd September 2, 2014