jizzado

Left over cum (seaman) resado on any surface.

Brother: "That swamp donkey you set me up with last night had jizzado all over her pussy lips!"
Me: "ahaha I know i put it there"

by Jacob weiner face January 16, 2008

Jizzarrhea

an uncontrolled constant jizzing of the penis

Due to my new, hot girlfriend, I have called into work for the last 3 days with chronic jizzarrhea

by Med Mark April 6, 2010

Jizard

A combination of the two most powerful dork forms known to the Universe. Jedi, and Wizards.

And as the Jizard entered the tavern, named "Mind Tricks" all of the evil forces swept away from the city. They knew that the Jizard was far too powerful for them to attempt an assault.

by epilepticanon November 29, 2011

Jizztard

A retard who doesn't know how to jizz.
Or how to masterbate.

Bob Marley was a Jizztard

by Mr.Whippy XD November 22, 2010

Jizzaide

guy ejaculates into a cup of lemonaide.

dude she totally downed my jizzaide last night

by untamed_x3 December 21, 2010

Jiznard

To describe a classmate/co workers, as a virgin. To be specific of what said someone is, is someone who particularly enjoys games like: "Dungeons and dragons" "skyrim" or shows like "game theory" or "game of thrones" The word would fit for this, do to it sounding like "Wizard"

God, I fucking hate Danny! He thinks he's smarter than everyone, when he's really a fucking jiznard!

by Slapjackfatback April 4, 2016

jizzarf

a combination of jizz and barf, presumably resulting from a drunken sexual coupling, perhaps inside a nice new Jeep.

Oh man, there is jizzarf everywhere in this nice new jeep. It smells terrible! Who did this?

by joslam September 24, 2018