jewdini

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them

"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"

by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewdoo

Similar to voodoo, except, instead of hexing someone you just make him/her feel extremely guilty.

My mother is the High Priestess of Jewdoo.

by Dr. Flankenstein June 10, 2018

JewDog

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.

My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"

by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jowdy

(adj)1. Meaning straight pimp.

(Susan thinks my running shorts are awfully jowdy.)

by Slaight November 19, 2004

Jeddy

The ship or OTP name for the two harry potter and the cursed child characters teddy lupin and james potter.

Hey have you heard that jeddy is finally happening

by Biagus May 1, 2019

Jewdicris

It's the Jewish version of ludicrous. Meaning to be exceptionally Hebrew.

That sale was Jewdicris! The prices were way too high!

by StarryBob August 27, 2011