Jewisher

The extension of ones Judaism, by per taking in actions that are extra Jewish.

Dude did that Rabi get Jewisher or is it just me?

by TheKarateKid yo January 12, 2008

I'm off like a Jewish foreskin

"I'm taking off now" or "I am leaving this place"

"Okay kids...I'm off like a Jewish foreskin!"

by Part Walker April 14, 2008

jewish triathlon

A misnomer, this social activity consists of three elements - whirlpool, sauna, steam room. The jewish triathlon frequently occurs at luxury gyms in large, urban areas.

Those guys aren't here to workout. They're here to pickup women and go for the gold in a jewish triathlon.

by PeddyofEBC December 2, 2010

Jewish Christmas

Hitting a Chinese restaurant and going to the movies because they're the only places open on Christmas.

Christmas is expensive. Jewish Christmas costs less than twenty bucks per head and you're not stuck with crappy gifts.

by the_cursor November 16, 2006

Jewish Mother Syndrome

Known short for JMS, it is an affliction where generally young, Jewish women begin taking on many characteristics of a married, older Jewish mother.

Avi: I think my girlfriend has Jewish Mother Syndrome.
Chaim: What would make you say that?
Avi: Well when I don't eat her cooking she guilts me by asking if I think I'm too good for her.
Chaim: Bummer, man. Dump her for a shiksa.

by hipsterjew March 15, 2010

Jewish Pope

When male A cums in female A's asshole, Male B suckles out the remaining cum of the asshole as if he would suckle on a women's breast.

Male B: "yo we gave that girl a great Jewish Pope last night."
Male A: "Hell yea we did man it was a great combo."

by Matt_moscatello May 23, 2016

Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank

I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.

by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009