Proper code of behavior for a lunch time fuck. Commonly held expectations such as going at it right away with limited foreplay, keeping clothing from getting rumbled and watching that there aren't any noticeable sex stains anywhere on you when you are finished. Also applies to hotel employees not asking people checking in at noon if they have any luggage, need a dinner reservation or a late check out.
"Damn, that front desk clerk had such bad nooner etiquette asking me if I needed help with my luggage when it was obvious to everyone that we were just there for an hour to fuck!"
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Someone who walks really fast to the door so they don't have to hold open the door for someone that is approximately within 5 steps away from the door.
coworker #1: "Did you see that guy speed up when he got closer to the door? He just wanted to make sure he didn't have to hold it open for me.
coworker #2: "He surely displayed Door dis-etiquette! So Rude!"
coworker #2: "He surely displayed Door dis-etiquette! So Rude!"
by Lolita75 January 12, 2010
Get the Door Dis-Etiquette mug.The amount of courtesy and decency ideally expected from someone trying to dispose of cheeto dust residue.
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Good: washing hands of cheese flavored filmy funk, wiping dust on napkin and later removing cheeto film by secretly licking fingers or washing hands. One also much consider that avoiding eating cheetos in public may avoid this whole conundrum.
Bad: wiping cheeto dust on any surface available which doesn't belong to oneself or might belong to others. Like other peoples couches, chairs, drapery, dogs, etc. Also, licking fingers of residue in front of people (as some people are opposed to public finger licking.)
Depending on the person level of depravity and social constraint-one might also confront a situation altogether foul (see secondhand cheeto dust).
Dude 1: Hey bro. Tyler has such nasty cheeto dust etiquette. Tyler wiped his cheeto dust hands all over my duvet when he was playing Call of Duty and he didn't even think twice.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
Dude 2: Did you just say duvet? (chuckles)
Dude 1: Yea, chuckles. That shit's gonna cost me a shitload to dry clean.
Dude 2: Yea, that dude has to pull it together dude.
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Get the cheeto dust etiquette mug.1. When the director is talking to the actors, it's bad setiquette to interrupt.
2. Runners might only be doing menial jobs, but you should still be polite to them; it's good setiquette.
2. Runners might only be doing menial jobs, but you should still be polite to them; it's good setiquette.
by chrispheasey July 19, 2009
Get the setiquette mug.I love chatting with him because he has great IM etiquette. He'll leave informative away messages or say things like 'brb in 2 minutes' so I'm never left high and dry.
by chynachuu August 3, 2005
Get the IM etiquette mug.The question whether you are allowed to put your trash into your neighbor's trash bin after they have wheeled it out for collection.
Normally a neighbor's trash bin already wheeled out for collection is fair game. However proper etiquette is that your trash should not smell and be secured in a strong bag, so as not to stink out their bin.
Normally a neighbor's trash bin already wheeled out for collection is fair game. However proper etiquette is that your trash should not smell and be secured in a strong bag, so as not to stink out their bin.
Tim: Hey Joan, we've got some extra trash this week - I notice Graham's already put out his bin - you reckon he'd mind?
Joan: As long as you use proper trash etiquette.
Joan: As long as you use proper trash etiquette.
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