Josuke

a teacher fucker; someone who fucks their teacher.

'man you gotta stop being such a josuke'

'i can't help it dude! our professor is so totally hot!'

by polnarefftiddy October 16, 2015

Jesused

Slang: Past tense of the verb "to Jesus" which means to do something perfectly.

Yes! I got a 97% on my term paper. I completely Jesused my conclusion.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

jeske

An extremely unathletic homosexual.

Tom is a total jeske

by bitch plzzzzzz April 20, 2015

jesuser

A christian who tries to force his beliefs onto everyone else; a bible-thumper.

Pat Robertson is a jesuser. So was Jerry Falwell.

by John Urbane February 14, 2012

Jesused

To become an annoying, over-the-top, born again Christian.

"He used to be fun and drink with us at parties, but now he's all mellow and God-this and God-that after getting all Jesused."

by Dr. Charles Dromedary September 10, 2011

jesuness

The business of spreading the Gospel and saving souls (for a profit, of course.) Business practice made popular by such personalities as Jerry Falwell, Jesse Jackson, Oral Roberts and other charismatic con-men with shiny suits and big hair.

Gay scandals and natural disasters are good for jesuness.

by PilotMikeTX October 14, 2006

jesusegg

a big gay guy with a beard

the big guy from apt# 152 is a jesusegg

by bobbby joee December 8, 2007