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jennertalia

What you call your junk after a sex change operation.
Sal, formerly Sally, told his friends, "check out my new jennertalia."
by Mightythorman April 29, 2015
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William Jennings Bryan

A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
by Anton Y. Mouse December 13, 2010
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The Bruce Jenner

While your partner is holding your penis you punch them in the face giving them an adrenaline rush causing them to squeeze your willy with super human strength resulting in extreme genital mutilation
if you're looking for new ways to spice up your sex life I don't recommend The Bruce Jenner
by Shitcakedasshairs July 1, 2016
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Jennet

A very rare name, representing a girl who is:
- Hot.
- Artistic.
- Loyal.
- Freakin' funny.
- Strong, fierce.
- Awesome friend.
A girl named Jennet will friend you, instantly and for life. As long as you are kind and honest, she will always support you.

Jennets possess talent in the arts, such as music, art, & spoken word.

Also, her humor will keep you laughing during the worst of times. Her humor can make you pee your pants or shoot milk through your nose.

Jennets are very physical, in all areas of their lives. They run marathons, jump out of airplanes, and surf. They like yoga and hiking and anything outdoors. Jennets also like indoor sports, and are considered very good kissers.
by Lyricalj February 8, 2010
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Jennyna

Jennyna's sweetheart, she's nice, sweet, sexy, goregous & caring. she loves everyone. she has the swag that nobody has. She's also known as a barbie.
Jennyna
by greenmallow January 17, 2011
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Jensen Ackles

"you you look so Jensen Ackles"
"oh, wow, thank you!"
by padvalecki April 23, 2017
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Jennetta

Sexy kind girl. You might want to stick with her. A nice bff.
My bff Jennetta.She is so nice.
by Lolololo57 October 7, 2018
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