Jamestowner

A resident of Jamestown who spends most of their time skating and smoking. Boys and girls alike most often have a head of long, unbrushed hair and consider swimming in the ocean as good as taking a shower. It is not uncommon for one to wear the same clothes for multiple days at a time but are most recognized for their likeability, dispite their appearance. Almost all jamestowners own longboards and spend their days bombing hills or cliff jumping at Fort Wetherill. After graduating 8th grade from Jamestown School, students go on to NKHS where they are realized to be at least 1000% cooler than kids from NK. Because of this factor, North Kingstown residences often find themselves making friends from Jamestown so they can come to the island and pretend to be awesome. NK kids who visit Jamestown have been known to call themselves Jamestownies in feeble attempts to fit in. This often leads to corruption among visitors and soon everyone from out of town is referring to Jamestowners as Jamestoners. All in all, Jamestowners are a very fine breed of chill, down to earth kids who are otherwise described as the epidemy of cool.

Jamestowner: "Let's go bomb some gnar hills at Wetherill, then we can swim at Dutch and go eat at Fred's."

by spease September 10, 2006

Jamestown, NY

A Small City in Western New York. It's boring as fuck.

Wait, you live in Jamestown, NY. Are you always bored?

by sincity23 August 29, 2012

jamette

n. Trinidadian word for a highly provocative woman with a reputation for being more than just a tease. Also can imply a woman who is in full control of her erotic powers and is not afraid to use them.

Dem jamettes dem nuttin' but trouble.

by redgyul April 2, 2005

jenna jameson

Sleazy, cliche'd, chickenhawkette. Manipulating the masses with her sick trash, and ending one young female life at a time. Filthy rich because of this, but unable to take that money with her when she dies. Been poked more times than a 200 year old angry snake, looks used up and has a one-way ticket to hell due to her relentless pursuit of money and fame. Burn baby burn!

"Satan has a foster-daughter. Her name is Jenna Jameson..."

by PepsiCola September 14, 2006

Jenna Jameson

A Raunchy Professional Cocksucker.

A worthless white trash, no good, big titty, havin ass

A pitiful slut with no self worth, nor self respect

A cum guzzler who has no shame of being a filthy slut, and has also became the most well known slut of the porn industry

One who has no morals, so she sells her body for money, and licks asshole, pussy, and sucks cock for that cash

Rob: Omg did you see Jenna Jameson's new flick?

Jake: Yeah, I jerked off to her.. too bad shes nothing but a whore bag i jerk off too, i wouldnt touch someone like that in real life!

by S_Christina_G February 20, 2007

Jamestown middle school

James town middle school (JMS) is a school with a bunch of fake ass people, everyone sucks. One moment your fighting someone the next there’s someone sucking dick in the bathroom. And these bitch ass teachers think that this “silent transition” will do anything.

Jamestown middle school Is full of fake ass bitches

by Ifuvkrdyourmom May 16, 2019

Jamestown Jellyfish

Having a roommate sucks, and thus the Jamestown Jellyfish is a pleasurable way to leave a vengeful treat for your unsuspecting roommate. All you need is a shower and your hand. When your roommate won't leave the house, but you have the desire to rub one out, get in the shower, jerk off, and blow a load in the floor of the shower. Immediately shut off the water so the jellyfish does not disappear down the drain. The next time your roommate goes to take a shower he/she will find your special marmalade lurking in the tub.

Dude, I need to jerk off and my roommate won't leave, so I went into the shower and left a Jamestown Jellyfish for him on the shower floor. He stepped in my gelatin the next day--that will fix his wagon!

by anonymous March 5, 2022