Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome

The "condition" suffered women who are widely regarded by women and gay men as being beautiful and stylish, but are recognized by straight men as being quite homely and totally unappealing.

Madonna is one of several celebrities who suffers from Sarah Jessica Parker Syndrome.

by grandy427 October 17, 2008

Jessie the Dog

Herbert the Pervert's old, wrinkly, furry dog from Family Guy. His two back legs are broken, so he uses his arms for movement.

Person 1: Who's your favorite Family Guy character?
Person 2: Jessie the Dog. Herbert's dog, BTW

by Epigiggity August 15, 2011

Jessiree

A beautiful girl, with brown eyes and long hair. Has a nice butt, and gets all the guys

Damn, that Jessiree over there is turning me on!

by xPrMx13 January 11, 2014

Jessie

One of a kind. Sweet and stubborn. Quiet due to how loud her beauty vibrates. Smart and sexy. Has a great sense of humor. Exquisitely lovable, extremely loving even if she doesn't always know how to show it. Jessie's laugh will give you goosebumps and when she sings she is the only thing you will hear. Jessie is strong and indepent and she isn't afraid to show it.
Her love is unforgetable. Jessie is love. Jessie is an amazing friend, a better lover.

She's perfect, she is a Jessie.

by 4everU January 6, 2017

Jassia

Never a dull moment with this girl. She's always the life of the party. She's fun, crazy and just as unique as her name sounds. Just be careful if you make her laugh, her laugh is contagious. Everyone needs a Jassia in their life!

Jassia is my best friend!

by Starypinkacolada January 10, 2017

Jassir

The most beautiful,
He is here to conquer the world with his manifestent

Jassir is the most incredible

by Mimolo January 30, 2020

Becky And Jessica

Becky and Jessica are the two female characters played by Danisnotonfire on YouTube. Becky is shy and wears a grey shirt while Jessica is obnoxious and wears a purple shirt. They are also best friends and are even a ship to some danosaurs.

Classic Becky And Jessica conversation:
Becky: "Hi!"
Jessica: "Oh my God, Becky! Shut up, no ones talking to you!"
Becky: "Sorry Jessica-"
Jessica: "SHUT UP!"

by Kennybunkport January 14, 2017