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Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.
Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
by AgingGothMom January 2, 2009
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Jimping

One who drinks coffee, plays the guitar, and smokes cigarettes...
Oh shit, its Jimping. whats up man?
by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004
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jimp

a short, bearded kiss up that gets nothing done but double talks his way into a position of accomplishment; a brown nosing wannabe
That guy is a no-good jimp!
by Pernie November 4, 2003
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On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish
"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"
by stream nicki July 5, 2020
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Jimp

A person who simps for the head admin of a Discord server.
Did you hear the news? She's a jimp!
by o0NavaShipper0o May 29, 2021
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Jimp

When something or someone does not meet expectations.
“Mike jimped our on the food

“That was a jimpy move on Sarah’s part not inviting me to the party
by Elimanningjr September 9, 2018
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Jimp

It’s like “jump” but with an I
Your name is Jimp??
by Sleazy Ron June 29, 2025
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