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Jimp (v.)

To "Jizz in My Pants", to be overcome with emotion; sexual or not. May be used for both male or females and for any situation.
Ex 1: Jimped (v.) past tense: I was sitting here on the bench when a hot chick walked by and I jimped all over my shorts.

Ex 2: Jimp (v.)present tense: While eating chocolate, Maria began jimping so hard that she had to be removed from the church.

Ex 3: Jimp (v.)past perfect: Jonah wished he had jimped the day he saw Star Wars at the IMAX because now he was backed up and it was getting painful.

Ex. Jimp(v.)philosophical tense: I jimp, therefore I am.

***credit for the coining of this term is given to Trippicist, whose Lazy Third Eye is a great source for all of your jimping needs.
by AgingGothMom January 2, 2009
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Jimping

One who drinks coffee, plays the guitar, and smokes cigarettes...
Oh shit, its Jimping. whats up man?
by Toekzy McVeigh December 15, 2004
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jimp

a short, bearded kiss up that gets nothing done but double talks his way into a position of accomplishment; a brown nosing wannabe
That guy is a no-good jimp!
by Pernie November 4, 2003
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On July 5 2020 Jimpsup something Jr got roblox and we celebrate this moment because it's a moment in time that we should all cherish
"Are you celebrating national jimps gets roblox day? because i sure am"
by stream nicki July 5, 2020
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Jimps

Jimps means shit. Jimps is just a word that is a slide to saying the word shit
Imma beat the jimps out of you
by Jobeze September 17, 2019
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jimp

J.I.M.P >> jizz in my pants, from the jizz in my pants skit on saturday night live. said when you something makes you feel so good you jizz in your pants. but you don't want to say the whole thing, so you say "jimp" instead.
Zac Efron makes me jimp. or...
Megan Fox makes me jimp.
by Holler Mac May 22, 2009
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jimp

when a lad named jim is a simp
e.g. fookn hell you’re a jimp
by ashamedmushroomwhore January 11, 2021
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