Dicktose intolerant

Not being into dick what else?

Can you suck my dick? Nah I’m dicktose intolerant.

by Big baby jay June 9, 2019

Blacktose intolerant

A subtle way of saying you are either a racist or afraid of black people

Dude1: how about we hit Cameron up on our way? He said he's free in the afternoon
Dude2: nah sorry man I'm blacktose intolerant

by Scheix August 23, 2019

Capsaicin Intolerant

pussy

penguinz0: “I’m capsaicin intolerant”
CodeMiko: “So you’re a pussy”

by AceKijani February 16, 2021

cumtose intolerant

when an emo boy keeps threatening to cum on you so you say your cumtose intolerant

"im gonna cum on you" -emo boy

"sorry :(( im cumtose intolerant" -me

by kurt cobains shotgun May 2, 2022

Factos Intolerant

Unable to digest facts; Affected by Factos Intolerance.
Also known as being delusional

Stop denying the truth, you're factos intolerant!

by suhaimofshawarma October 17, 2023

Crak-tose intolerant

To possess a profound inability to withstand; or endure the company; or be in the presence of a meth-amphetamine user, more commonly known as a crackhead.

"Oh MY FUCKING GOD!"
"What up?"
"I've just been to the quacks to find out why I want to run every SECOND CUNT OVER & my test results have come back in"
"And?"
"I've tested positive for being Crak-tose intolerant"
"Yeah righto, that makes sense"

by Shirley Gassy December 4, 2022

Spicetose Intolerant

Allergic to using spices in any and all forms of cooking.

"Lawry's and Cayenne? Are those Ashleigh's newborns names?"
A descriptive word for a certian group of people, originally coined by Robyn A on a Facebook post.

See also: Ghost Cracker, Salt Settlers, Mayosaipians.

Lucy, being spicetose Intolerant, definitely washed her chicken wings with soap before boiling them, served them bare with a side of room temperature ranch.

by Udk_mylife January 18, 2023