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instant messaging

When you're sending messages over MSN,Yahoo etc.
I was instant messaging that kid.
by Tokyo July 28, 2008
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instant hard-on remover

A thing or event which is so unattractive that it can cause a man to lose an erection instantly, or even render him temporarily impotent.
When my girfriend pooped during sex, it was like instant hard-on remover
by GameboyRMH November 27, 2004
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Instant Classic

1.) Referring to something being "extravagantly awesome".
2.) The nickname of the greatest, most charismatic professional wrestler in recent memory, TNA Wrestling's Christian Cage.
1.) Dude, Terminator 2 was an Instant Classic!
2.) "The Instant Classic" Christian Cage is a two-time NWA World Heavyweight Champion!
by Neil S. April 6, 2008
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Instant Karma

Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.
“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”
by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017
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instant expert

Someone who looks up a word or a fact on a search engine, such as {Google}, looks at a few articles or definitions, mostly on {Wikipedia}, and decides they now know everything about it.
Person one: "Whoa. So now Jason started an argument with me about which of the American Presidents are the best and worst. Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."

Person two: "He {Googled} them, obviously."

Person one: "you're right. He's become an instant expert."
by Astor G. February 28, 2008
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Instant Zen

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.
by mighty legume April 19, 2009
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Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.
The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.
by RocketManFL January 15, 2007
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