incognito bush

A less-noticeable, thick patch of embarassing hair on a person's body. People like this go to great lengths to hide their nasty hair during sexual encounters (i.e. having sex in the dark).

Duder 1: "Oh yeah dude I LOVE 69, but I can't do it with the lights on."

Duder 2: "Why the hell not?"

Duder 1: "Because my girl saw my hairy ass last time and said it was nasty. So, I gotta make sure the lights are off so it's incognito bush son!"

Duder 2: "Ha Ha dude! That's so sad that you have to hide that thing!"

by westfalia May 11, 2010

incognito

To conceal one's identity.

Moe: "Homer, i said you couldnt come back."
Guy who looks like Homer: "Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Dr. Incognito?"

by PeaTearGriffin May 13, 2005

inCOCKnito

The art of having a sly wank unnoticed by the surrounding public, ideally practised on public transport, shopping malls or places of authority. Aimed at the gender/animal of your choice.

Mummy why has that person gone red in the face? Ignore him Beatrice, I think he's incocknito

by Gary Johns July 18, 2006

Incognito Skypeato

The face one makes when skyping a friend but continues to surf the web forgetting that the friend can see your face.

Guy1: Dude look at this chicks face she forget we were here

Guy2: Yea bro her Incognito Skypeato face is almost as good as her O-face.

by Frank the Ellien October 10, 2011

Incognito slapper

A slapper that bypasses age restrictions somehow on popular sites like yellow and literally slips under the radar to try to get some

Guy: why are 14 year olds matching with me when my age preference is set to 16-17
Mate: it's them incognito slapper s again or you're lying and actually a nonce

by Swiperswipesright June 23, 2017

Incognito hoe

A woman that does sexual favors in secret, but in daily life does not appear to be a hoe.

Man 1 - She looks like a sweet girl.

Man 2- Nah man, I saw her in the club last night, she is a incognito hoe

by El blanco Jesus June 1, 2019

incoldnito

physical appearance in extreme cold weather, whereas one's identity is hidden

I don't think he noticed me, I was incoldnito.

by J.A. Becker January 20, 2009