Imaginary Numbers

A fake number that does not exist. It’s only purpose is to ruin lives. I hate math.

Kayla said imaginary numbers make her happy, and I was just happy to hear that she was happy. She’s a beautiful girl who loves coffee.

by ajc3117 September 20, 2018

imaginary friend

Any used-to-be friendly human idiot who has hurt you in any way, including leaving you out, bitching behind your back, or just generally acting selfishly and not thinking you would notice.

Annie and Laura are my imaginary friends.

*annie and laura text each other leaving person out*

Person walking past: who's that
Person getting left out: who's WHO?

Person 1: those girls sitting next to yo-
Sad person: WAIT, YOU CAN SEE THEM TOO??!!

by ==========________========== August 25, 2017

imaginary friends

somthing that sad and lonely people (that's you) make to feel better about them selve

imaginary freinds
your so lonely you don't even have imaginary friends

by Random_Bulgarian_Man August 23, 2022

Imaginary Friend

A friend that you make up. BUT THEY FEEL REAL TO YOU!!!! #luv you Astrid

Mom: Yeah, she still has and imaginary friend.
Mom's Friend: How cildish
My imaginary friend: Offensive!
Me: So true! It's not childish at all!!!
Mom: ...

by LunaAstrid77 May 10, 2022

imaginary blumpkin

The act being aroused and then masturbaiting while taking a lovely crap. Most people imagine a blow job while they are doing this act.

Landon would sit on the toilet for hours giving himself an imaginary blumpkin after his breakup with jackie.

by insanesexybeast February 19, 2011

Imaginary Friday

When you have a half day or a day off from school on a day other then friday that ends the week.

example: its tuesday but you have wednesday thursday and friday off, so tuesday seems like it is a friday

"dude todays imaginary friday!! fuck yeah"

by Chad man bro November 26, 2009

imaginary number

An imaginary number is used in pointless math equations that do nothing but find another number. They are the reason for bad grades in math classes. Imaginary numbers have no real significant value except that you get a grade for something that is fake. Imaginary numbers come in letter form just to piss everyone off. They are the drunk girl at the party in the number world.

Aaron: I love imaginary numbers because I'm delusional.
Justin: Shut the fuck up. they are fake and you are high!!!

by J_Ran the King May 22, 2009