by Jajca na oko November 3, 2018
Get the Ivan mug.A faggot who has hands drier than the Sahara's Desert sand. Due to this dryness, his hands are rougher than sandpaper, capable of smoothing wood 10x more efficient than sandpaper.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
This person always has a vibrator up his ass at all times, in bed, at lunch and even while shitting. If you could measure his level of faggotness, it would go through the roof. Twice.
You: So who's coming to the party?
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
Friend: Ivan Ang Shert Jie, Clarence, Daniel, Dickson, Brandon and some other fat dude named Hao Wei.
You: Oh fuck Ivan's coming.
Friend: Yeah his mom screamed at me to invite him.
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In the 8th edition of the Spanish cooking show Masterchef, it is a slash relationship between Iván (who should have been 2nd) & Andy (the moral winner of the contest). June 9 is its official twitter anniversary.
They couldn't stop looking at each other and joking around.
The show's producers constantly confronted them as they were the roosters of the edition(chick&rooster).
Alberto (Iván's bff) is the captain of the ship. He owns an Ivandy mask, protects from viruses and spreads that love.
Paula has a lot of swag and we adore her, we ship Pandy (Andy plus gf Paula) because who could not. Iván + gfSandra have no interest (as don´t have name for their boat).
Their love will go on at Gaylicia, at the BCC and beyond.
They couldn't stop looking at each other and joking around.
The show's producers constantly confronted them as they were the roosters of the edition(chick&rooster).
Alberto (Iván's bff) is the captain of the ship. He owns an Ivandy mask, protects from viruses and spreads that love.
Paula has a lot of swag and we adore her, we ship Pandy (Andy plus gf Paula) because who could not. Iván + gfSandra have no interest (as don´t have name for their boat).
Their love will go on at Gaylicia, at the BCC and beyond.
Those who don't ship #Ivandy see the same #MasterChef as me?
When Iván says he wants Andy to go, I guess he means he wants him to go ... to his bed.
I want someone to look at me just like Iván looks at Andy and call me "little chicken".
When Iván says he wants Andy to go, I guess he means he wants him to go ... to his bed.
I want someone to look at me just like Iván looks at Andy and call me "little chicken".
by shipper_mc8 September 15, 2020
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Get the Ivana mug.A 20 year old rapper raised in Texas but was born in Puerto Rico His date of birth is March 25,1999 He goes by the name Iann Dior but his real name is Michael Ian Olmo His Discography includes hot singles "emotions" Molly" Romance 361"and "cutthroat" his first album was "nothing's ever good enough" his songs have achieved over 40 million across various platforms his net worth is estimated at 300$ thousand USD
by 𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔢𝔯 July 30, 2019
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"I can't even walk right now. I hooked up with an Ivanov last night... and this morning... and 5 minutes ago"
by thelannman July 27, 2016
Get the Ivanov mug.Full name Iván Vasíl'yevich Ryurik IV. Born 25 August 1530, he would grow up to eventually become Russia's first official TSAR in 1547 and also one of its strongest.
He was known for introducing sweeping reforms, from infrastructure to diminishing greatly the power of the Orthodox Church. However, he was also responsible for the deaths of roughly 100.000 people in a country of 8 million people; his victims run the gamut from boyars (thieving nobles and landowners) to priests. In 1581, he killed his firstborn and tsarevich Ivan Jr. in a shit-fit, leaving his retarded second son Dmitry as succesor. He died on 18 March 1584. He's considered the greatest of the Rurik dynasty (Russia's founding dynasty and the predecessor of the Romanovs).
Ivan's credited for turning the overtly powerful boyars and the Church subservient to him, by any means necessary. He hated the boyars because they poisoned his mother in 1538 when he was a kid and his first wife Anastasia Romanova (a distant relative of the Romanovs).
The Pprichnina of 1565-1572 he created is the ancestor of the KGB.
He was known for introducing sweeping reforms, from infrastructure to diminishing greatly the power of the Orthodox Church. However, he was also responsible for the deaths of roughly 100.000 people in a country of 8 million people; his victims run the gamut from boyars (thieving nobles and landowners) to priests. In 1581, he killed his firstborn and tsarevich Ivan Jr. in a shit-fit, leaving his retarded second son Dmitry as succesor. He died on 18 March 1584. He's considered the greatest of the Rurik dynasty (Russia's founding dynasty and the predecessor of the Romanovs).
Ivan's credited for turning the overtly powerful boyars and the Church subservient to him, by any means necessary. He hated the boyars because they poisoned his mother in 1538 when he was a kid and his first wife Anastasia Romanova (a distant relative of the Romanovs).
The Pprichnina of 1565-1572 he created is the ancestor of the KGB.
Ivan the Terrible is considered Stalin's role model as the Soviet leader acted and behaved a lot like him!
by CrazySaw December 22, 2009
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