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iPhone

The iPhone was once the best thing since sliced bread. Now it's a joke. Everyone and their grandma believes the iPhone is the most incredible phone in the world. Stuck-up bitches look at their boyfriend's iPhone and love it and brag about their boyfriend's iPhone and then the next second complain about the phone bill and everything. They do not have common sense to understand what the phone was really made for and WHO it was made for...intelligent people. But it doesn't matter now, because the iPhone sucks now.

Want a good phone? Consider a Windows Phone for a simple yet always evolving phone that is easy to use and has Xbox Live built-in and Zune. Consider a low-end Android device if you just want an okay phone. Consider a high-end Android device if you want some good shit!

Don't get an iPhone because the fanboys will attack you...
"Is that an iPhone?"
"Yeh..."
"How many gigabyte does it have?"
"32 gigabytes..."
"OMG, that is like soo big..."
"That's what she said..."
"Ugh...wat-ever..."
"Yeah I thought so..."

This is an example of fanboys surrounding you and your iPhone, ater prolonged exposure to fanboys Your mind begins to deteriorate and you start acting like the above to women because you can't stand them annoying you asking the same damn questions!
by Sionic Ion March 17, 2011
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iPhoneism

1.) complete addiction to the iPhone.
2.) teaching one to use the iPhone properly.
ex 1. Jack gave up his crack habbit, for the new iPhone!
ex2. Johns iPhoneism helped Pete figure out his new phone.
by unknownknown50 August 11, 2009
mugGet the iPhoneismmug.

iPhone

People that will make fun of you if you have android yet they spent $1000 for a phone that does less then android
1: Hey i bought the iPhone XS Max!
2: Don't care.
3: IPHONE SUCKS
by The iPhone Guy August 3, 2019
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iphoner

people who love their iphone so much they get a boner when they think about it or play with their iphone.
dude, i was in class looking at the new apps and when i saw one anout world of warcraft, i totally got a iphoner in class.
by Paul Hoffmann February 4, 2009
mugGet the iphonermug.

iPhone

Phone that will break if you drop it two inches of the ground
" do you have the new iPhone ?"

" Yeah, but it broke. "

" how ?"

" oh , it dropped off of a couch."
by J. B. Mason January 15, 2015
mugGet the iPhonemug.

iPhonic

One who engages in regular use with the Apple iPhone. An iPhonic is far superior to those who have regular cellular devices.
Mel: I really want an iPhone.
Andy: You won't become an iPhonic, you're scared.
Mel: Yes. Yes, I am.
by bradleyfrank June 19, 2010
mugGet the iPhonicmug.

iphoneitis

The Sharp pain you get from your index finger to you thumb, from holding and or useing your iphone or ipod to long.
Oh my gosh I've been on Facebook on my iphone for ever, I feel like I'm getting iphoneitis in my right hand
by BlondePinkandFabulous April 21, 2010
mugGet the iphoneitismug.

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