internet 

A magical place where you can spend hours on end talking to people all over the world posing as a 10 year old girl, do research on any subject imaginable, play games, or look at some good porn.

Look at all of this porn I have found on the internet.

internet by Jimbo May 22, 2003

Internet 

A horrible place that destroys the souls of millions of people every day.

Person: Hi

Souless Monster: Ugh, go away I'm on the Internet

Internet by Infinitykitten July 31, 2016

Internet 

A Forbidden Place

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Shhhhhhh you shall not no the internets power

Internet by Yeahhhhboiiii69 May 2, 2018

Internet 

A total web of confusion, dismay, and pornography.

I searched the internet for 'World History' and it came up with 500 results of pornography.

Internet by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

Internet 

A place where incredibly stupid people do incredibly stupid things for incredibly stupid reasons and other incredibly stupid people make them incredibly famous for no reason.

The internet killed half of my brain cells.

Internet by Starquti July 12, 2017

Internet 

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!

Internet by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 22, 2007

internet 

A tool which people use to bitch about movies and share porn with one another.

"What the fuck is the internet?" -Jay
"Hey. They have the internet on computers now." -Homer

internet by Jake McClenahan May 28, 2005