Humpty-Dumpty 

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face

John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"

Humpty-Dumpty by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021

humpty dumpty hands 

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks

Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands

humpty dumpty hands by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010

humpty-dumpty-do-able 

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.

look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able

humpty-dumpty-do-able by farmerbrown January 8, 2009

humpty dumpty fell off the wall 

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

humpty dumpty fell off the wall by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals

A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie

Humpty Dumpty Junkie by EricCC December 9, 2014

Humpty Dumpty Your Face 

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.

Dont make me Humpty Dumpty Your face mother fucker

Humpty Dumpty Your Face by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010

Humpty Dumpty word 

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass

Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.

Humpty Dumpty word by Fearman December 23, 2007