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Humpty-Dumpty

When you dry hump someone and then take a dump on their face
John : "Ah yes, Susan loves the Humpty-Dumpty"
by Philosophical Panda October 13, 2021
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humpty dumpty hands

Being incredibly clumsy with your hands, capable of fucking shit up with the most simple tasks
Wow, never invite Jake to our parties again
Yeah man, that guy has humpty dumpty hands

Holy shit did Adam just knock over all the dishes? That crash was bigger than his humpty dumpty hands
by AttacksBlacks July 9, 2010
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humpty-dumpty-do-able

an attractive female that you would like to give your love nectar to.
look at molly she sure is humpty-dumpty-do-able
by farmerbrown January 8, 2009
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humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime
humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again
by littlejimmie July 19, 2019
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Humpty Dumpty Junkie

A junkie that is accident prone and always ends up in hospitals
A humpty dumpty junkie is a junkie that always ends up in hospitals due to falls and brittle bones, like if Mr. Glass from unbreakable was a junkie
by EricCC December 9, 2014
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Humpty Dumpty Your Face

The act of Humpty Dumptying somebody basicly means you fuck up their face so bad that nobody can put it back together again.
by Vince_mcflippers May 23, 2010
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Humpty Dumpty word

Word used to mean whatever the speaker wants it to mean at the time, usually without further elucidation. From the character of Humpty Dumpty in Through the Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll (Charles Lutwidge Dodgson).

'When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in a rather scornful tone,' it means just what I choose it to mean, neither more nor less.' ...
- Through the Looking Glass
Here come the right-wingers to this referendum. Expect to hear a lot about natural laws, family values and other Humpty Dumpty words.
by Fearman December 23, 2007
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