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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth

The oldest and funniest character in Futurama; Fry's great-great-great.....great uncle; the father/creator of Cubert Farnsworth; a prestigious member of the Academy of Inventors.
Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: "Good news, everyone! The university is bringing me up on disciplinary charges. Wait! That's not good news at all!"
by juanchito March 1, 2008
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Huber Heights

Largest City of Brick Homes. Was a nice cozy town, but has been inhabited by white trash country folk.
Where are you from?
Huber.
Ahh, Hubriar Heights...
by Scout October 31, 2004
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Hiberdating

In addition to being a situation in which two people date so exclusively that you rarely see them, the hiberdating couple will make occasional public appearances. During these appearances, the two will never acknowledge anyone but each other, never stop touching/caressing each other, and will annoy the living piss out of anyone and everyone in their vicinity, especially used-to-be friends of the hiberdaters.
Wanna go hang out with Kenny and Marissa?" "Sure, if you want to puke your guts out listening to them talk goo-goo to each other... they've reached hiberdating status ever since Kenny refused to take his hand off Marissa's knee during Science class
by SpaceMountain January 21, 2011
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horny hubert

The act of sandpapering your sexual partner's ass, pouring ketchup on their face, and chopping there foot off with shovel.
I was sick of the same old routine, so we mixed it up and I gave Mary a horny hubert.

You shut up before I give you a horny hubert na' mean.
by Arthur McWilliams. April 30, 2005
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copping haberdashery

that outfit best suited for obtaining a lady for the evening.
"So I slid into my copping haberdashery and gave way to the original jones, sex."
by vincentantonelli August 11, 2009
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caleb huber

is the result of a woman being daintily fucked by an apprentice wizard when she accidentally moans a spell that turns her clitoris into a garden Nome that precedes to impregnate her with his nomechode. this produces a seed that grows into a fiesty orc child with downs syndrom that crawls out his mothers mouth. today this "thing" looks like a two fingered retard trying to return a text message and cant eat without staining his louiville sweatshirt
ex...god you look like caleb huber when you eat.
ex...like everyday at lunch
by swing! March 11, 2010
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Hubert

Hubert is the guy u'll never meet in ur life bcz he way too much . He is very sexy and gentle plz watch out if u're a girl he may cheat .He got a lot of money plus he respects Jesus.
I've been hubert since I came in LA
by The super genius November 16, 2019
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