Hubba-Bubba pussy

A pussy so good you spooge rag it

She got that Hubba-Bubba pussy doe made me have a spoogefest and spoogearma

by spoogelad May 10, 2019

Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

Hubberbate

When a hubby’s married sex life is so void of spousal arousal and so infrequent of coitus that the just masturbates constantly.

I wondered why my husband took so long to shit each morning. He was snapping one and a little hubberbate.

I hubberbate so much now my dick is raw.

I just let him hubberbate. I’d rather sleep.

by Dick Onchin September 26, 2020

Bitten Hubba Bubba

OCD

Person 1: can I have some Hubba
Person 2: sure
Person 1: *bites out of side*
Person 2: *See's bitten Hubba bubba*
Person 2: *Fucking dies from odc*

by Fucking dies April 21, 2019

L. Ron Hubbard

a seller of "blue peter" style lie-detectors,
a tin-can recycler of the worst kind,
a failed sci-fi writer (per the critics),
a successful sci-fi writer (per his bank manager),
a dopey dead dude.

I am totally bankrupt, she blubbered,
For the cash that I kept in the cupboard,
Was sent to the stars
by some men in flash cars
Who were trained by the late L. Ron Hubbard.

by Patrick_not_a_username June 16, 2006

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. Invented Scientologly. A terrible cult like reiligon. That belive lord Xenu put alien souls inside of you. The only way to get them out is with the e-machine AKA (tin cans).

L. Ron Hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.

by JBandBro, Eli Koz, Ncon3000 January 21, 2006

hubble telescope

the best astronomy tool. ever.

I am doing my History Day project on the HST

by seismographitti 00 January 8, 2005